the greatest battles are those in the mind.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia
hurhur. people, visit this web. its so plain stupid and fun.

The number one cause of blindness in the United States is cecilia.

If you kiss victoria for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
( i didnt realise vic can help me jian fei. i shall kiss her a thousand times tomorrow =X)

Banging your head against shufang uses 150 calories an hour.
(shall try this tomorrow also. she should be soft (= hurhur)

Only one person in two billion will live to be yanrong!

Patricia can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.

Originally, shi han could not fly.

Snow White's coffin was made of alison.

Never store hui yu at room temperature.

Pacman was originally called shien yinman. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink shien yin.

You should always store teo kar ping in an airtight container in the fridge!
(people. lets do it tomorrow!)

Ching ing is 984 feet tall! Ching ing cannot jump! Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from ching ing!
(ahahas. miss ng de pretty funny larhs. lets see. she is SHORT lor. ha. she cant jump. she's dangerous!)

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my eyes are red again. this time both. hur! hmmm. is more to pinkish red larhs. mr nur thought i cried cause i got 10/25 for my maths test. hurhur. actually im pretty happy with the results le. cause im damn lousy in maths especially vectors. but looking through the paper, 5marks were careless. hur! anyway, they bluff mr nur i wore pink contact, and he BELIEVE! hur! stupid larhs. hurhur. anyway. i dislike english lessons larhs. it sucks larhs. every lesson is like letter writting, compo, COMPRE. argh. the worst thing is that she doesnt go through them. so what for we do larhs? waste time. waste paper. waste pen ink. UGH! i miss mrs lim!!! anyway, victoria look damn ugly today. hahas. gtg study le. tc people! =)